Hyena Consoles Heartbroken Babe, Shafts Her Lame. 2013 IS a good year
for Hyena and like the Chinese say a year with a 6 belongs to a
dragon, me i say a year with a 7 belongs to Hyena because the way am
shafting women, the sky is the limit. If God isn’t careful, I will end
up shafting with one of his Angels. God sent Prophet Muwanguzi to do
miracles but he sent me to please all the unpleased women, to impregnant
all the ‘un pregnantable’ women so all you ladies with, similar
problems call Hot Drive for my directions.
Anyway today it is about Peace, some beautiful teacher and part time
banker. She is so beautiful that I think God had a hand in creating her
himself (no disrespect intended). I have been begging for her goods for
7 months and she kept on telling me that she was still studying me, how
I hate that word ‘studying me’!As if I’m Egypt! She kept tossing me but
later I got to learn that she was shafting with some guy called Tom who
was working with the UN.A week after Easter, I met her in Angenior with
this Tom guy and she blinked one eye, rose her eyebrows and laughed at
me. I said a duwa for her. At 1am, she came running to me saying,
“Please get me out of this place.
She was sobbing so I took her out to my car.“Hyena, Tom has been
making a fool of me, can you imagine I’ve just found him fingering some
bitch!” she cried out to me. “What! I wish Lubega had found him. So
where do I take you?” I asked sympathetically.
“Take me anywhere, as long as it isn’t my place. I’m feeling so
heartbroken Hyena,” she confessed. There’s no better chance to shaft a
babe than when she is heartbroken and she runs to you! Off to Dolphin
Suites in Bugolobi I sped. She cried all the way and I truly felt sorry
for her. She even kept on crying when we got inside the room. I surely
had nothing to say to her to feel well since I wasn’t good at baby
sitting. It reached a point and I got bored and just wanted to sleep
because I was counting that as a dead long night. As I was still trying
to catch up with some sleep, I heard her say to me, “I feel so angry for
having been used by Tom.”“I perfectly understand what it feels my
dear,” I consoled her. “All I need from you Hyena now is a shaft; I
believe it will make me feel much better,” she confessed to me.
“Are you sure that’s what you want? I asked just to make sure I had
heard right. “Yes, you’ve heard, shaft me now or you get out of the
room and find me someone to do it for me if you can’t” she said.
“Oh God, she’s damn serious,’ I said to myself. And for the first
time, I was stuck where to start from! After a lot of thinking, I
started by pulling off her mini skirt and I felt her smooth G-string.
The whopper hardened as I felt her smooth hairy legs. I fingered her for
some minutes and then condomised the whopper.
I started rubbing on her tweenies and this made her moan. She
wrapped her hands around me making our chests get into contact. Her
sharp boobs were piercing me and it killed me!I pushed in half of the
whopper and I could tell that she had already cum! When I slid it in
completely, ‘she died’!
I navigated all her walls; east, west, south I shafted, just like
any other professional would do. All of a sudden, she let out a loud cry
as if someone was strangling her. She then lay still like was had died.
My heart missed a beat!I got off her, switched on the light and found
her lying in el-nino, with her eyes wide open and pepper red! She was
looking like she was high on drugs! I couldn’t believe that this babe
was still crying! Tears were flowing uncontrollably! I pulled a bed
sheet and covered her, she seemed stiff. I went to the bathroom and had a
cold shower because my whopper was still demanding!
I sneaked into bed still scared that something wrong mighty happen
to her in my company.As sleep was over powering me, I heard her move her
slim body closer to my chest and she then coiled on me like a child on
her mother.
“Eeeh… she has resurrected”
I said to myself. And since I hadn’t had enough of her, my whopper
shot again. I reached for a CD and started the game allover again. We
woke up very early in the morning and I dropped her at her house.
Whenever I need her, I just drive to her home and she’s always
welcoming. Now last week, I got a call from a certain Tom warning that I
should leave his wife alone. Can you imagine!
Till then, I remain yours truly, the mighty Hyena.