Tuesday, 2 April 2013

Nigeria: Panic As Explosion Rocks Eatery in Abuja.

On the last day of Easter festivities, fun-seekers, residents and passersby Monday evening scampered for safety following an explosion which rocked a Mr Bigg's outlet in the Karu Site area of the Federal Capital Territory (FCT), Abuja.
Although there were no casualties, the explosion, which occurred at about 4.38 p.m. sent cold shivers down the spines of people in the neighbourhood including, artisans, hawkers, and passersby, who found themselves near the scene of incident.
Our correspondent, who was at a nearby cyber cafe in the area with some members of his family when the incident occurred, reported that the entire vicinity of the eatery was enveloped in thick black smoke.
Motorists and pedestrians coming in from the Karu junction end linking Abuja and Mararaba in Nasarawa State, had to make an abrupt stop on getting to the scene, with some motorists making a swift U-turn.
Policemen attached to the Karu Police Station, which is about 50 meters away from the eatery quickly rushed to the scene as the gate of the outfit was immediately closed.
When the dust settled, THISDAY visited the scene of the explosion and observed that virtually all the windows on all the three floors of the eatery, which is located on the Karu Shopping Plaza were ripped apart by the explosion.
Another shopping mall, Mazfallah Plaza, adjacent the eatery was also slightly affected by the explosion.
About 30 minutes after the explosion occurred, the Divisional Police Officer (DPO), Dauda Buba, arrived the scene, moved round, asked some questions, took notes in his mobile device before moving over to Mazfallah Plaza.
As the DPO was about to move to the nearby shopping mall, our correspondent accosted him for comments on the explosion.
At this point, bomb experts from the Anti-Bomb Squad, FCT Command, arrived in a vehicle marked NPF 302-C.
The DPO told THISDAY that it was after the anti- bomb experts had taken samples, and analysis that the exact cause of the incident would be known.
However, some staff of the eatery, who preferred anonymity, said they suspected that explosion was caused by an Improvised Explosive Device (IED).
According to them, the purveyors of the deadly device may have hidden it behind the building, adding that the explosion originated from the back of the building.
They also debunked possible attachment of the incident to gas cylinders, noting that the explosion did not occur from anything near the kitchen.
THISDAY made several calls to the Commissioner of Police, FCT Command, Mr. Femi Ogunbayode, requesting him to confirm the incident but could not pick up his phone.
However, speaking to THISDAY on the telephone, the FCT Police Public Relations Officer (PPRO), Deputy Superintendent of Police (DSP), Mrs. Althine Daniel, said the incident was a mere explosion from a gas cylinder and not a bomb, adding that nobody sustained injury during the explosion.

Monday, 1 April 2013

Kaduna:19 Persons Killed By Gunmen In Easter Day Attack



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SAN FRANCISCO, April 01, (THEWILL) – Nineteen persons were killed and many others injured, Sunday, in Afaka village in Kaura Local Government Area of Kaduna State when gunmen suspected to be Fulani herdsmen stormed the village.

Afaka is a border village between Kaduna and Plateau States.

The gunmen, numbering about 30, according to a resident, invaded the village in the early hours of the day, shooting sporadically into houses before the villagers, with support of a neighbouring community, were able to repel the attack.

The Public Relations Officer of the State Police Command, DSP Aminu Lawan, who confirmed the attack, said the gunmen took the villagers by surprise and started shooting at the people, killing 19 persons and injuring several others in the process.

Maintaining that the identities of the gunmen are yet to be known, he disclosed that the police have commenced investigation into the attack.

He also disclosed that more armed policemen and soldiers had been deployed to the area to keep the peace.








Nigerian filmmaker curses Uganda,why........


 


 
 Kingsley Paul Ukaegbu
 
 Nigerian filmmaker Kingsley Paul Ukaegbu is a bitter man after the premiere of his latest movie, See Through Me, all but flopped.

During Thursday night's premiere at The Hub cinema in Kampala, Ukaegbu was left cursing his gods as the highly- hyped film pulled less than 100 people.

"What sort of country is this where people cannot pay Shs 50,000 to attend a movie premiere?" Ukaegbu lamented as he stared at the empty auditorium. "I have never seen anything like this in my entire 20-year career. This is shameful to Uganda."

Ukaegbu, who now says he will never return to the pearl of Africa, expected to bank on the hot-cake Ugandan mood for Nigerian movies, only that he ignored precedent. This was the second time the experienced filmmaker burnt his fingers here. In January, he got a small audience as he premiered his first collaborative film with Ugandans, Shadows of Fate.

Themed on prostitution, the movie failed to impress Ugandans. He was, however, lauded by female activists for addressing the plight of African women. As a result, Ukaegbu promised to make his next project better. And true to his word, he worked on See Through Me - employing almost the same cast but shooting with the more superior Red Epic camera on a hefty budget of $50,000 (about Shs 130m).

All odds seemed to favour him. He had flown in Nollywood diva Yvonne Jegede to join her colleague Clem Ohameze in the lead roles. The Ugandan team in the film included Herbert Dembe, Ruth Nalubiri and Halima Namakula.

Ukaegbu had even predicted the movie would take Africa by storm. However, as the premiere date neared, Ukaegbu started complaining that he had been let down by some cast members who abandoned the movie due to poor pay - as the filmmaker failed to attract any sponsorship. It is as if movie fans saw through Ukaegbu: the seats were empty.

Scheduled to start at 5:30pm, the premiere was still waiting for the first guest by 7pm, when a few fans started arriving. A distressed Ukaegbu was seen making frantic calls and pondering on what to do next.

"I will never hold another premiere in Uganda. I will be taking my films back to Nigeria where people understand the value of cinema," Ukaegbu declared.

The showy Nigerian, who has largely had a turbulent relationship with the local film fraternity, then turned his guns on Ugandan media.

"There is a lot of mediocrity here. You people don't take film criticism seriously," he fumed before turning down pleas from his cast to join them for a photo shoot, saying he was in no mood to smile for the cameras.

He then lashed out at companies that refused to sponsor his film. Human Rights Network (HURINET)-Uganda, Jomayi, Select Garments and Hotel Africana were among the few organizations that gave him logistical endorsement.

Even upcoming artiste Captain Dolla looked bored entertaining empty chairs with his Emmese hit, shortly before the film hit the screen at about 8:30pm. But See Through Me is no ordinary film.

It tells an emotional story of an orphaned teenage girl, Maggie (Jegede), who is forced to marry an elderly and violent man (Ohameze) after he had raped and impregnated her. The abusive marriage forced her onto the street where she ended up a prostitute.

Ukaegbu's only consolation was that the Nigerian community, which made up the bigger part of the small audience, bought a few DVDs at very high prices. Over Shs 15m was made in the auction.


SKILLED! - Hyena hooks neighbours wife

In 1996, I was living in a Muzigo (one roomed house). I had just come out of women related problems so I didn’t want date any woman till I found Miss Right.

However this didn’t go down well with my neighbours who always teased me calling me a jerk. Sometimes they would mock me saying I had been ‘knocked by sheep’. For a while, I kept cool; not minding whatever they said. Then one day some herbalists passed near our houses selling ‘Mukalakasa’ herbs.

Mbu these herbs are meant for men who don’t function or those that are generally weak. “Hyena, Hyena come and buy some,” Mamma Zaidi and her friends teased me. I defended myself by assuring them that I was OK and didn’t need such herbs. I told them that if they wanted to prove one of them should donate her sister to me.

“First come and show me a sample of what you will do to her,” Mrs. Juma said entering her house. “To me you are a worthless man. In fact you are a big loss to the female population and a disgrace to your family,” she added. I had been over provoked and I was beginning to lose my cool. Secondly, this had been my trick of hooking women for quite a long period and it had worked wonders.

You know when women see that you are not that much into them they try to find out if you can do anything and in the process you net them. So after daring me I followed her to her house. There was only a curtain separating the bedroom from the sitting room.

When I entered I found that she had drawn the curtains and pulled her dress up; exposing her thighs and knickers to me. “Hyena if you’re a man, come and prove it… or else start putting on a dress like a woman,” Mrs. Juma said. This woman was surely hell bent on mocking me and turning me into a laughing stock. However I couldn’t take that lying down. No; not me the Mighty Hyena.

On seeing her white knickers and brown thighs I got a lot of excitement in my trousers. This woman had underestimated what was awaiting her and she was in for a rude shock. And as they say when two raging fires meet they do consume the thing that feeds their fury. Before she could say a lot I jumped on her, “Wowe, Hyena is raping me,” she screamed as I kissed her.

When I stopped and made for the door she said, “I knew you wouldn’t do anything.” This time I went with full force and before she could understand I had finished what I wanted to do. “Don’t ever call me impotent,” I said as we rested on the bed. I woke up, dressed and left her exhausted like she had been taking the Olympic Torch around the world.

A month later, she gave birth to our daughter and what followed she dropped her husband’s name and started using her name Liz. Three years later, she went for Kyeyo but we kept in touch. When she came back she invited me for a belated birthday party.

“You know I was supposed to celebrate my birthday in the US but I didn’t want to celebrate without you,” she said. The venue was Emerald Hotel on Bombo Road. I found there a few guests, she warmly welcomed me and gave me a seat in the corner where she later joined me. As we talked she accused me of spoiling our girl by giving her a lot of freedom. “Why did you buy her a phone?” she asked.

At one point, she accused me of sleeping around by claiming that her intelligence had been updating her of everything I was doing. “Ssebo I cannot accept to be a co-wife to that Chotera woman and again allow you to sleep with every homeless rat in this city,” she angrily said. Remember this is the woman who used to think I was impotent.

At this point I realized what she wanted. So before other guests would arrive I ran to the reception and booked a room. I went back and called her to join me in room 47. “What’s there,” she inquisitively asked. “There are some of your old friends who want to meet you,” I replied.

When she reached in the room she asked, “Where are the people you said wanted to meet me.” I told her that my whopper was the one that wanted to meet her since it was missing her dearly. “This has been missing you,” I said tapping on why sex-cited whopper. “Kyoka Hyena, with all your women how can you miss me,” she said throwing herself in the sofa. Not so long we started kissing and one event led to the other.

Dont missssss,Hyena Hooks P-Square Fan........

At the recent P-Square concert, I hooked a holidaymaker, Genevieve. Of course this is a kiwani name. Genevieve goes to one of the top girls’ schools in Mukono. I had been ‘crying’ for her goods and she had been playing her naughty tricks on me and hard to get. So when I heard that P-Square was holding a concert in town, I knew this was my chance to hook her since holiday makers love these outings.

I offered to buy her a ticket and keep her company at the show. She happened to bring along three other babes who ate fish like there was no tomorrow. I felt sleepy as the Ugandan artists did their songs and I must be frank, I had never heard of P-Square until that very week he came to Uganda.

When he finally came on stage, people became so excited and jumped up and around like someone had arisen from the dead. By the time they sang their third song, Genevieve was so thrilled; you would think she had taken drugs.

I prayed that something happens so that these girls leave early because the rate at which they were consuming eats and drinks was draining my pockets terribly and besides there was nothing to indicate that I had any chance of taking any of them back home.
Suddenly and without warning, Genevieve pulled my head to my lips and whispered to me that she was happy and she wanted me to touch her bums. Haa…I couldn’t believe my ears! I looked around to see if any people were watching but everyone was busy having fun with all their eyes glued to the stage. I used that chance to slip my hand under her mini skirt where I felt the outlines of a pair of nylon g-strings covering a pair of small soft bums. My hands then explored the surrounding ‘areas of interest’ and she responded to this by turning her head towards me, smiling and planting a deep wet kiss on my lips.

She also unzipped my trouser zipper and complemented my actions. Naturally, like any healthy man, I ‘stood at attention’ and she conveniently came and sat on my thighs and started to rock back and forth. And because she was taller than me, it was easy for me to intrude the confines of her pelvic areas.

The action was slow at first but then the pace increased with the screams of the other revellers who were all at the time, taken up by the performance on the stage. At a point in time during this session, and for fear of these Red Pepper snoops who are known for having keen eyes and ears, I suggested to Genevieve that we leave and go to Airport View Hotel. Of course this was an obvious lie but she did not object and off we went.
When we were together, she subjected me first, to a ‘kimansulo’ show and I must confess that she was very good at what she was doing. She also did a strip tease and by the time she got to her g-string, I was more than ready.

Her teasing had stretched me to an unimaginable size and hardness. By the time we tried on the condom, it wasn’t fitting! I swear it was fitting only halfway. Thereafter, I did not delay to engage her. I enjoyed touching her small breasts which surprisingly had hard and long nipples. It seems to me that she had a liking for sitting on top and indeed that is what she did.

That love making session was hectic and very physical with both of us shaking, twisting, grunting, howling, sucking and humping. We both made it a memorable event. She then sat on my face for about 8 minutes and while we occupied ourselves in that position and style, she wiggled and giggled a lot. The person who sang “obukazi obutono bulimu ekyama” was right because I was able to turn her around like a Nokia 8210! I do not know if it was because we had over done it but she then became ‘dry’.

“You have to do something about this dryness” I told her. “I will”, she answered and then went on to employ other oral methods of making me wet.
I then helped her to bend and sent her several ‘Hezbollah rockets’ and while she screamed, I felt a Besigye-like hammer on my head immediately followed by a sharp sweet-pain going through my body and then downwards to my feet.

I realised that I was not being nailed by anybody but that it was my own feeling of release that had created that form of body sensation. I fell off her and concluded then that I had indeed been P-Squared by Genevieve.
Till then, I remain yours truly, the mighty Hyena.

Death toll reaches 30 as survivor recounts ordeal











PRESIDENT Jakaya Kikwete ang his wife Mama Salma
comfort Mohamed Ally Dhamiji,one of the victims of the
16-storey building which collapsed at the junction of 
Morogoro Road/Indira Ghandi street in Dar es Salaam
on Good Friday.The boy is admitted Muhimbili
Orthopaedic Institute[MOI]

THE death toll in the collapse of a 16- storey building in Dar es Salaam as reached 30,as police in the city confirmed that 8 people have been arrested so far, while the National housing Corparation will take care of burial cost of those who perished in the ill-fatted building.

A  survivor admitted to the Muhimbili Orthopaedic Institute[moi] has also recounted events on the fateful day when he was on the 15th floor of the building only to wake up in the hospital.



MP arrested over vandalism